Ever since my friends found out I wanted to become a cardiologist, they won't stop asking me medical advice. It's so frustrating when I'm no where near being a doctor yet, and they can't seem to understand. Know what? Next time they ask for help, I'll tell them that lemon juice on a cut is good for it.
Or you could just give some random advice and ask for your money x3...that's what we law students do every time our dear friends ask for juridicial advice =w=